This dude came from a planet too close to the Sun! This chicken's melting! Ouch, that's gotta hurt. These guys must be kept in a very hot area, like a fire place of some sort, and if they aren't they may become unstable and melt. If they do happen to melt, I'll send you a new gif of them melted in a jar. Happy? They make a tasty beverage, however. These aliens have the power of fire, you can put them on a stick and poke stuff and set it on fire! Fun!
Venus: Earth: Mars: Saturn: Jupiter: Uranus: Neptune: Scientist: No it isn't...
....water so-
Scientist: No it isn't...
... OK, these aliens live in some lakes on Neptu- *Pulls out club and hits scientist befor e he can say anything*-ne and can't breathee above water so their gills come in handy. They're trident's pretty freakin' cool too. These aliens are the smartest of the bunch, reading books under.... the... umm... they're smart, trust me. These aliens have the power of water and can make some pretty cool waves...., tsunami's, whirlpools, flood, you name it. Summertime fun!
Pluto: Sun:
Owner's List
TMS's Male from Mercury, Kai!
SS's Female from Saturn, Prism!
Nike's Female from Saturn, Galaxy!
Got one! THEN SCRAM! Pound your mouse furiously here and get outta' here! Bum!
This dude is a Goddess of love! It's a female! Ahhhhh! Armed with trusty wings and bow and arrow this girl can be a lot of fun. There is an occasional male but he usually commits suicide cause he's pink. You might wanna stub his arrows and chain him up or something. Anywho, they are ufn to fly on... until you figure out your the same weigth and crash... These aliens have the power of love and are great for nerds who want that special someon to like them.... *Steals one*.... What?!?!
This could be your best friend! We have trusty agents out there that capture these people and rip their face off to expose their true face. This helps you keep track of friends and your alien, you might mix them up. Occasionally we do rip the face off of an avergae Joe, but hey, everyone makes mistakes. That could be you.... wait, whoops... nevermind... these guys can speak English but are usually horrible pissed off, just feed them some toaster pastries and maybe he'll shutup. These alien's have the power of stealth and make great spies...
Geez, theres way to many of these! Most of them migrate to Earth and become an Earth alien but some stay. They love to dig in the ground because that's how they hid on Mars, they dug holes and built underground cities. These aliens have the biggest power over Earth and have the ability to dig.. really.. good... aeriously... *cough*
Another female alien, these aliens have one ring aroudn them, woopie. They love jewelry and are the hottest female type alien around. There are few males but they usually swing the other way, if you know what I mean. These aliens are great with fashions and love to gossip. They are conceited though. These aliens have the power of beuty and are great at seducing other aliens, and they're also fun for other obvious reasons... *cough*.... *steals one*... What?!?!?!
These dudes are cool! They are the most popular type of male alien and are like jocks. They are big and cool but they are also very fun. You might say they are the perfect man. You usually see these dudes flying around with the chicks (You know, Saturns) and are really strong. They have a jetpack because Jupiter actually is mostly just gas. The females are cool too. They swing the right way and there's nothing bad about getting a female. These aliens have the gift of strength and are great contruction workers.
Ouch, you never wanna get one of these. Unforunatly, we could not tread on the plains of Uranus due to it being too cold and rugged and the ring emmits some special sonac wave that gave us diahreah anytime we got near it. We had o send some snow lions down there but they always ate them whole... so... well, theres only one way to get one of these..... that... umm... fishnet anywbody? After we fish them out we neglect to clean them and send them to you in a ziploc bag, have fun! These aliens have the power of constapation, you heard me, constapation. After being disconnected from the Uranus ring they tend to crap all over the place. I hope you have a good shovel!
These aliens are forced to live under the sea! Put them in a pool! As you know, Neptune is covered all by wate-
Wow! A frozen alien! They may look small, sterile, and im-movable but when they melt out they go all out wild. Smashing trash cans, busting through windows, I sure hope you have a trusty syringe! They will slash at you, screech loudly, and never stop. YOu may catch yourself beating it and throwing it at a wall, or taking out it's batteries, just like a furby. Trust me, this guy's ANNOYING! This alien has the power over spazm's, because they are an all-out spazm, but if you hold them real tight they make a good vibrator... but watch out if he's on your leg.
Rare aliens found in the sun, and they're burning to a crisp! Get one of these fast because soon they will all burn out! Hahahaha, funny! Burnout! *Specie breakowns are funny!* Anywho, these guy's are mysterious and I'm not even touching these with a stick. *Touches one with a stick* Ok, well, it's fun! *Puts marshmallow on stick and does some roasting* Bye!