Lyle: Hello! I'm Lyle "Marl" Jones the Second

Larry: And I'm Larry!

Lyle: Welcome to today's match between Smash's Wartortle and Lemmy's Blastoise, the Ball rider!

Larry: Whatever, Lemmy all the way.

Larry does this weird sign with his fingers.

Larry: Go Koopa!

Lyle: Smash all the way!

Larry: No way, the 2nd? What kind of a name is that, stupid English King. Ahaha!

Lyle: WHY YOU-

Larry: Lemmy just came in! Lemmy walks in with the Ball Rider and Smash walks in with Wartortle.

Larry: Wartortle, fool ain't got no name, nor groove,baby!

Larry does the sign again.Lyle: WHY YOU-

Larry: Shutup! Its starting! Lemmy all the way!

Smash: Ok, lets begin! Skull Bash!

Wartortle bows his head down.

Lemmy: Hydro pump!

The Ball Rider walks up to Wartortle and sticks one of his water shooters in his mouth. BSHHH!

Larry: Oh!

Larry does the sign.

Lyle: WHY YOU-

Smash: For the glory of stuff or to battle!

Lemmy: I'm only one pokemon away from victory!!!

Lyle: Warto-

Larry hits Lyle in the mouth and Lyle falls over.

Larry: Blastoise!

Smash picks up Wartortle and Wartortle goes in his shell. Then Larry throws Wartortle at the Ball Rider. It hits him in the sweet spot.

Everyone: Oh!

The Ball Rider falls over, dead.

Lemmy: Oh well, I cloned another one!

Another the Ball Rider rides in.

Lyle (Holding mouth): MPH MPH- (WHY YOU-)

Smash: Uhh…

Lemmy: Skull bash!

Smash: Wartortle, hit the attack with your stomach.

Wartortle does this. Smash watches Wartortle and suddenly saw the Ball Riders head pop out of his back.

Larry: Ouch.

Lyle: Ouch.

Smash: Ouch.

Lemmy: Ouch.

Wartortle: ...Ouch.

Wartortle does some spiffy inner organ stuff and ends up breaking the Ball Rider's neck. The Ball Rider comes out and his neck up is all limp.

Lemmy: Ouch.

The Ball Rider begins taunting the wounded Wartortle with Ball Tricks but ends up making a fool of himself. Wartortle prepares his best attack.

Smash: Ha! Prepare to see a pokemon new attack! Wartortle will do an un-avoidable instant death attack!

Wartortle turns rainbow and everyone awes. Then he runs at top speed to the Ball Rider. The Ball Rider tries to roll off but ends up smashing into Smash.

Smash: Cool, smashing into Smash!

Wartortle throws his fist at the Ball Rider but the Ball Rider rolls off. The attack hits Smash.

Larry: Ouch.

Lyle: Ouch.

Lemmy: Ouch.

Smash:…..Ouch.

Wartortle is almost dead and prepares an Ice Beam. It hits the Ball Rider but Wartortle was so unbearably weak he enjoyed it. The Ball Rider did water gun but it comes out in a sprinkle. It sprinkles Wartortle andhe drops dead.

Lemmy: Cold moves, Blast! Ya' did it!

Smash: YEAAAAAAGH!!!!

Smash takes off Wartortles shell and throws it at Lemmy. It hits Lemmy but he doesn’t seem to notice and Smash runs out crying. Larry does the sign.

Larry: Hm..

Lyle: WHY YOU-

Hmm, so Wartortle did horrible and Smash ended up being a horrible sport and making a fool of himself, baby. Go back to the arena or go here and enjoy the rest of my page... right...