SS: Uh, hey……

Mewd: SS, you got a weird look in your eye?

SS: Sh!

Mewd: ?

SS: Anyways, todays battle is between TMS’s Rattata, TR, and Mew-

Mewd: ^%^&*%$! OH NO!

SS:-d’s…..umm…. Pidgeot, Hedwing!

Mewd: Oh! Geez! I totally forgot!

TMS: Hahahaha!

SS: Shutup!

Mewd: Ah schizzles, I don’t even know where he is.

SS: Here!

SS takes out a pokeball.

Mewd: Yo, that’s mine!

SS snaps his fingers and a Mew comes out.

SS: Yo, fight for Mewd today!

Mew: Ok!

Mew takes the pokeball.

Mewd: What?! Why?!

SS: Ummm….

Mewd: What’s that look in your eye?

Janitor Met: Wait a minu-

SS grabs Mewd and they dart out.

Janitor Met:-te….Ah schizzles…. I knew this day would come.

Janitor Met jumps up to the microphone.

Janitor met: Um, just a few seconds-

The whole screen is cut off with a picture of a crab pulling on a young toddlers swimming trunks on a beach revealing his buttocks with the words TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.

……………………………………………………………………….

BLEEP!

Funky Kong: Yo! I’m yo’ new announcer fo’, yo’ betta beleed dat!

Disgruntled Sleepy Child: Huh? Mommy? Where am I?

Janitor: Ah, schizzles, great replacements.

Funky: Let’s start the battle, you see what’m saying!

TMS: Uh, ok….

Meanwhile with SS….

SS and Mewd pile in a bus.

SS: Yay!

Mewd: Where are we going?!

SS: Vacation!

Mewd: Uhhh…..

SS: Ok, we’re gonna go pick up DG and then come back for TMS. I’ll probably then get someone else.

Mewd: What?!

SS: We’ll probably just stop around places and stuff.

Mewd: Dude, they’ll have security looking all over for you.

SS: Whatever, shutup.

SS starts up the bus and hits a sign. Then they speed off.

Back with the others….

TMS: Go TR!

Everyone: Hahahaha!

Guy: Stupid name!

Mew: Mew eat pokeball!

Funky: Hey! He’s got an illegal foreign object!

Mew: She!

Child: What?? Waaa! What?

Funky: Shutup kid, you’re annoying.

Funky takes out a hammer and hits the kid in the head with it.

CLUNK!

The kid just stares blankly.

Funky: Uh, oh…….

Mew: Ar, this tastes like crack!

TMS: What?!

The pokeball opens up and a Pidgeot comes out.

Mew: Hey!

Mew floats up to the Pidgeot.

Hedwing: Geot!

Mew attaches itself to Hedwing’s head and chew on it.

Hedwing: Gegegege!

Janitor Met: Geez, its pandemonium!

CLUNK!

A hammer hits Mew in the head.

Funky: Uh, oh.

Mew falls to the ground. There is a knocking on the door.

???: This is the FBI! We have reason to believe you are mistreating exotic endangered animals. We have a warrant, you have 5 seconds to open the door!

Funky: Schizzles!

Janitor Met: I’ll get the pandas!

Janitor Met runs out.

CRACK!

A black ball bursts through the window. Then the room fills up with smoke.

TMS: This battle bites, did I win?

Hedwing flies into a headlight and fries up.

ZAP!

TMS: All right….

Meanwhile with SS…..

SS: Ok! We got DG! Now we get to go get TMS!

DG: Uh, couldn’t you have gotten me at a better time?

Mewd: Yeah SS…….

DG: You can’t just drag me from work! It’s not easy being an exotic dancer!

SS: Oh, I’m dead…………

Narrator: Moral for today is never say you are an exotic dancer on a messageboard.

SS: Hush!

SS starts up the bus.

VROOM!

He accelerates and-

BUMP

SS: Whoops………….

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

SS brings it up to 60 in 10 seconds smashing mailboxes and such.

Mewd: What did we hit?

Mewd sticks his head out the window to check.

BAM!

Mewd’s head gets ripped off by a sign. Blood splatters.

DG: Ah!

Mewd’s decapitated corpse slumps into DG’s lap.

SS: What? What was the bang! You two aren’t setting off firecrackers again, are you! Whoah! Schizzles, a ramp!

The bus hits a ramp and jumps over about 11 buses into a huge window. They fly in midair for 2 seconds until they hit ground, they are in the arena.

SWAT team: What’s that!

Officer: Shoot to kill!

SS: Jump in TMS!

TMS jumps in a window halfway but his legs stick out. SS veers off. He storms out of the arena.

10 min. later on the open road……

SS: Tunnel!

TMS: Maybe I should pull myself in now.

BCK!

TMS’s legs get cut off and his upper half falls onto the chair and he dies.

Back at the arena….

Janitor Met: Crud, everyone got arrested and SS is on a Road Trip! Hey! Next week is the league battle, &*%&! SS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo! I left for a vacation! I still gosta pick up some more people for the trip next time but maybe I'll be back next league near the end! have fun with Funky! Wait, he got arrested........... Umm.... Schizzles.... Go back to the arena or go here and enjoy the rest of my page... right...