SS: Hey, I'm the announcer SS!

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SS: …… Ummm….

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SS: TMS! You were supposed to get another announcer this week!

TMS: What! You never said-

SS: And its all your fault this update was delayed so many weeks!

TMS: Uh, n-

SS: Hush you!

TMS: No!

SS: Take him away Cloud!

Cloud carries TMS off.

TMS: NOOOOOOOOoooooooo…

SS: Ok, anywho, today's battle is betweem Yoshiki's.... Ivysaur and, and...

Camera Man: Her Ivysaur is named Ivy you know..

SS: I know that! And the other person has.. a Charmeleon or something with some clever pun name, maybe..

Camera Man: Sir, did you even read today's battlelog?

SS: Yes! I was just creating suspense.

TMS: Tht wasn't suspense! It was just annoying!

SS: I thought I put you away!

TMS: Yeah, well I broke out!

SS: Its impossible!

TMS: Oh yeah..

TMS blips out and back into his cell.

SS: Anywho! Here they come. It's.. Susan Koopa and, a Charmander! I mean Charizard!

Susan Koopa: Let's go Wildfire!

SS: And its called Wildfire! Here comes Yoshiki's Ivysaur..... Ivy! (Yes!)

Yoshiki: Grr..

SS: Ok, anyways, our new ref Cloud is gonna start us off.... Cloud?

Cloud: ......

SS: Cloud!

Cloud: What?

SS: Ref!

Cloud: I was just thinking, its mating season and I was trying to choose a mate. It will affect my life you know-

SS: I AM LIFE

Cloud: Right, right. Whatever. Go.

Yoshiki takes out a knife.

SS: Oh! Its an illegal foreign object!

Yoshiki tries to stab Susan but she dodges.

SS: Its and ILLEGAL foreign object.

Cloud: ......

Yoshiki finally gets in a clear shot and Susan goes down.

SS: Cloud!

Cloud: Stop.

Yoshiki continues taking advantage of the situation.

Cloud: Please put that away…

Yoshiki yet continues.

SS: CLOUD!

Cloud: What?

SS: This is a pokemon match! Not a hand to hand battle to the death with no rules barred in an electric cage! We've already gone exactly 323 words into the battle and no pokemon has been used.

Cloud: Its funner without pokemon.

SS: THAT’S IT! I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE AND FUNNER ISNT A WORD!

SS smashes through the glass and literally picks-

SS: Oh cmon, did I need to put literally in there.

-Cloud up and throws him at Yoshiki. After hours of torture so terrible Satan wouldn't approve of it, Yoshiki agrees to the rules.

SS: Great, now the stories almost over.

Yoshiki: Go Ivy!

Susan: Wildfire!

Yoshiki: Does anyone else here se my extreme disadvantage? This is cheap!

Yoshiki pulls out her knife again.

SS: Man! If you pull out that knife one more time your dead!

Yoshiki: Ack!

Susan: Wildfire! Set Ivy on fire!

Wildfire: Mmm, grrr…

Wildfire waps its tail just a little and a very small ember hits Ivy's growing flower and POOF!

SS: Umm…

Yoshiki: Wow.... that was cool!

SS: Sure was! Did you see that flame!

Yoshiki: Yeah! That was awsome!

SS: Wow, I guess Susan won…..

Susan: Woohoo!

SS: Man, that was short. And Cloud didn't do anything..

Cloud: ......

SS: Ok, ummm, I guess Susan gets to go on and gets 500 dollars and a new Sony Playst-

Yoshiki: WHAT!

BSHKK!

Yoshiki explodes in a light blue rage and the whole stadium explodes, not to mention a little piece of the Earth.

SS: My stadium broke again!

Everyone is stranded on a piece of floating debris in the middle of some ocean.

Susan: Where's my 500 dollars and Playstation?

SS: Oh, that was a joke.

Hmm, that was actually bot a short battle. Yoshiki kept breaking the rules and ended up blowing up into a rage. That was a real funny joke I played on Susan, hahaha! Oh, and don't worry, TMS is still in the torture cage. Go back to the arena or go here and enjoy the rest of my page... right...