SS: Plop!

Mewd: Yeah!!!!!!!!

SS: ……

Mewd: …..

SS: What do yout hink your doing.

Mewd: What, I-

SS: That is the stupidest thing Iv’e ever heard-

Mewd: Well, s-

SS: in my whole life….. How do you feel now? Huh?

Mewd: I-

SS: Look, I don’t really care how you feel.

Mewd: Sor-

SS knocks Mewd down.

SS: Anywho, today we are using a new voting system. Votes actually become odds so know even the guy with the most votes can lose!

Smash: Darnit!

SS: Ok, now, today’s battle is Smash’s Pidgeotto versus Yoshiki’s Butterfree, Lakitu!

Yoshiki and Smash enter.

Smash: You! I may lose because of you!

SS: Hey!

Smash: Shutup!

SS throws a rock at Smash.

*Clunk*

Smash falls down.

SS: ……..

Yoshiki: ……

Audience: …..

SS presses a button and a red signal flashes. The audience laughs.

Yoshiki: Uh, haha…ha…….umm….

Smash’s blood is spreading. The audience does a standing ovation clapping.

Audience member: Encore! Encore!

SS throws another rock knocking down Smash’s Pidgeotto.

Pidgeotto: Pidg-

Pidgeotto slaps against the bloody floor. The audience gasps.

SS: …..

The audience laughs again.

SS: Ok, anywho, let the battle begin!

Yoshiki: Go Lakitu!

Lakitu: Breee!

Smash: …..

SS: Oh, that’s right! I forgot!

The audience laughs.

Smash: ….

Then a blue dragon walks in.

SS: Crud! It’s the Doc!

Doc: Ok, a little bandage here.

Doc starts patching up Smash. Then SS hits Doc with a rock. The audience laughs.

SS: Bloodbath!

SS presses another button and the sprinklers spray out blood.

Yoshiki: Ahhh! Stop it, you’re scaring me!

Lakitu: Breee!

SS: First one to get me that Lakitu gets 2 Yen!

Japanese man: I garontee!

The Japanese man pulls out a sniper rifle.

Yoshiki: Ahh! This isn’t a battle!

Blam!

Lakitu: Blech!

Lakitu goes down with one hit.

SS: Cool!

Mewd gains consciousness.

Mewd: SS! What are you doing! I haven't even seen one move thrown!

SS: It’s called simplifying!

Mewd: No!

SS hits Mewd with a rock. The audience gives a standing ovation.

SS: There’s only one thing keeping this problem from being a catastrophe! MONSTERS!

SS hits yet another button and a huge hole appears in the center of the ring.

???: GRRRROOOO!

A huge Chameleon crawls out.

SS: Meet Charm! Get’em!

Charm: SLPPPSLPSLP!

Charm eats the Japanese man.

Yoshiki: Crud!

Charm: SLIP!

Charm gulps down another audience member with the flick of his tongue. The audience laughs and then gives a standing ovation.

Audience Member: Bravo!

Audience member: Encore!

Charm: GROOOOO!

SS: Oh man! It’s out of control!

SS pulls out an Elephant tranquilizer gun.

Mewd: Must…. Stop… Chameleon…

SS: I’m on it!

Mewd presses the big white button.

Mewd; White means good….

SS: Oh crud!

Huge Halogen beams light up the arena.

SS: Mewd!

SS shoots Mewd with the Elephant tranquilizer and its so big it passes through his body. Blue stuff drips down his mouth and he falls over.

Charm: RIIIIII!

The audience shrieks!

SS: AhhHhHhH!

Charm: IIIIIIII!

The announcers booth windows explode.

Charm: IIIIIIIIiii!

Some of the audience members heads explode as Charm stops.

Charm: Flicka!

Charm leaps ontothe wall and climbs up to the ceiling and clings upside down.

SS: Uh, oh!

Yoshiki: Ummm… my battle?

The roof starts to collapse in.

SS: Suction!

SS presses the suction button and the hole it came out of acts like a vacuum. It sucks in Smash, Pidgeotto, and Lakitu but Charm stays clung to the ceiling. It just pulls down the roof more.

Yoshiki: Ar!

Yoshiki grabs Charm with her tongue.

Charm: Cha!

Yoshiki pulls Charm down and he falls in the hole. Then the hole closes and the halogen lights turn off.

SS: Ok… umm… I guess Yoshiki wins!

Yoshiki: Woohoo! My skill and intellect led to me to being the victor!

The audience boo's.

Yoshiki: Sandslash!

SS: Umm, actually that vaccuum trick used up all my stadiums energy….

Battle? What battle? I don't plan these things out so I always write and let the story do it's thing. Anywho, Smash lost! Hahahaha! I bet he thought he was gonna win! Blahaha! Go back to the arena or go here and enjoy the rest of my page... right...