SS: Hey.

Mewd: Hey…. Um… SS….

SS: What?

Mewd: …. Um…

SS: …..

Mewd: Why is your hand stuck in the gumball machine…

SS: It wouldn’t give me my gumball….

Mewd: Um, anywho-

SS: Where is my gumball! You mad machine! You were not an original creation from God, you shall not exist, you randy little-

SS continues to ramble on.

Mewd; Uh, its Janitor Met’s Kakuna Vs. DinoGirl’s Beedrill, Driller.

The two contestant’s enter.

Mewd: Ew… what’s that smell.

Janitor Met: I got a 3 week break….

Mewd: Well, how did that crap get in the corner…

Janitor met: SS!

SS: What! Can’t you see I’m busy! I can’t drag this thing any further! I better get my quarter back!

SS twists the quarter inserting thing left to see if his quarter fell in.

SS: Ah-

CRICK!

SS; AHHHH!

Blood starts dripping down the side of the gumball machine.

SS: Owww! Waaa! Waaa!

SS starts balling like a baby.

Mewd: Whoah, anywho…

DinoGirl: Go Driller!

Janitor Met: Go Kakuna!

A Beedrill and a Kakuna pop out.

Mewd: Ew…

Janitor Met’s Kakuna is covered with something…

Janitor Met: I accidentally thought Kakuna was a toilet disc….. the journey in the sewer took 6 days and 7 nights, it was an ambiguous adventure of fantasy. Dragons and fae-

Mewd: Ew…

Janitor: Uh…. I know…..

DinoGirl: Let’s start! C’mon! Hurry! Arg!

SS: Bsh, women….

DinoGirl: What?!

SS: What?! Um…

Mewd: Uh, anywho, lets begin!

Janitor Met: Uh, how does this thing work….

Janitor Met picks up the Kakuna and throws it at Dinogirl.

*Clunk*

DinoGirl: Owww! Owww!

SS: Women…

Mewd: SS!

SS: Whoops, that was sorta off reflex.

Mewd: SS!!

DinoGirl: Hey!!!

SS: Geez, if you didn’t eat so many diet drinks and-

Mewd covers SS’s mouth.

Mewd: SS! You fool, shutup! What’s wrong with you! You’ve gone crazy!

Mewd slaps SS.

SS: I’m cool…….. it’s just this stupid gumball situation, it’s just gotten so out of hands, I mean look, my gum-AHHHHH! MY HAND! AHHHH! WAAA!

Mewd: Geez, let’s get back to the battle.

DinoGirl: Arg! Driller! Get Janitor Met!

Janitor Met: Hey! No!

Driller: Ar!

Driller swoops down on Janitor Met.

Janitor Met: Ahhh!

Janitor Met crawls into his hat and Driller reflects off.

Driller: Ar!

Driller smashes into one of the halogen lights and knocks that chicken over.

DinoGirl: Ahhh!

They both smash to the ground. Then SS presses the white button.

Mewd: Uh.. SS… why did you do that?

SS: GRIDLOCK! I mean, PLOT MOVEMENT!

Mewd: Oh great, he’s gone crazy.

A bunch of cool looking sparks come from the ceiling.

Janitor Met: Cool!

Janitor Met comes out of his hat and runs to the side. DinoGirl picks up Kakuna and chucks him at the sparks.

Janitor Met: Ah, crap. That bites.

Kakuna hits the hangind electrical wires and-

BSOOOOOOOOOO

-everything turns pitch black.

Mewd: Ah, crap….

Janitor Met: Did I lose?

Mewd: Great! The light’s are out!

Janitor Met: Did I lose?

DinoGirl: I can’t see!

SS: Someone flip on the emergency lights!

Janitor Met: How! I’m blind!

Mewd: I’ll go check out the control panel.

…..

BOOM!

Mewd: Ow!

BOOM! BANG!

Mewd: Ow!

BANG! RIIIP!

Mewd: Owwww! My skin snagged on something! OWWWW!

RIIIIP! BK!

Mewd: Ow! I just rippe….. ow!

SS: Hurry up! Geez, why is m hand so num-

*The emergency lights turn on*

-b-AHHHH! MY HAND!!!!!! AHHHHH!

Mewd: My leg! AHHHH! GEEZ, OH! AHHHH! OWWW!

SS: OWWW!

DinoGirl: WAAAA!

Janitor Met: Uh, AHHHH!

SS: AHHHH!

Mewd: OWWWWWW!

DinoGirl: WAAA!

SS: AHHHH!

Janitor Met: AHHHH!

Sorry the battle was so short and screwed up. I was sick and slept 19 hours and I'm really dizzy. Oyyy........ Janitor Met lost.... Oy... Go back to the arena or go here and enjoy the rest of my page... right...