SS: Yo!

Mewd: Yo!

SS: Ok, today’s battle is gonna be a little bit different! First off, people think that sometimes I do too much so me and Mewd are leaving.

SS hops on a motorcycle and Mewd hops in the sidecar.

SS: We’re going to Mexico!

SS smashes through the wall.

……….

Audience Member: *Cough!*

………….

Audience Member: *Cough*

…………..

Ash comes out.

Ash: Hey! What happened! Nike!

Nike: What?!

Ash: Come out here!

Nike: ….. No.

Ash: What?

Nike: There’s too many people watching and I’m not supposed to.

Ash: Wimp. What are you looking at?

Ash walks over to Nike.

Ash: Hey! It’s a picture of a little girl! What is she, 12?

Nike: Leave me alone! She’s the speech girl…..

Nike starts drooling.

Ash: Let’s start!

Ash goes to his side of the arena.

Ash: Gooooooo Metapod!

Metapod: ….

Metapod falls over.

Nike: Go Pidgey…… please….

A Pidgey walks out.

Pidgey: Eeee!

It sees the crowd and hides in the corner.

Ash: I’m fighting a bunch of wimps!

Nike: Just 2…

Ash: Arg! Let’s just st-

Suddenly 4 people burst throught he door,

James: Prepare for trouble!

Jesse: Make it double!

(10 annoying seconds later)

Jesse: Surrender now or prepare to fight!

…………..

James: Oh yeah, we sold them

Ash: Who’s those other two guy’s?!

There is a Bob-Omb and a Koopa Troopa dressed in TR type costumes.

Joe: Uh, prepare for laughs!

Bob: Cut that in halves!

(10 entertaining seconds later)

Bob: Surrender now o-I have been lit!

Joe: Make a break for it!

Bob’s string catches on fire and sparks start flying.

James: What’s going on?

Bob: I’m gonna ex-

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Shards of plastic fall down from the sky like rain.

Ash: Plastic?

???: It’s not funny!

Ash: Did one of those pieces just talk?

Nike: I’m ready to fight now!

Ash: Geez, finally!

Nike: Go Pidgey! If you like… I mean…..

Pidgey: Pidgey!

Pidgey flies over to Metapod.

Ash: Metapod! Uhh…. Uhh….

Pidgey pecks at Metapod.

Metapod: Metapod!

Ash: Hey!

It cracks it open.

Ash: No way! That’s cheating!

It begins to feast on the wonderful meat inside.

Pidgey: Pidgey….

Ash: Ug!

Ash throw’s up!

Ash: It smells like corpse! And I would know!

Everyone: ……….

Ash: ……………

BWWWAAAOOOO!

BOOOM!

A police car smashes through the wall.

Ash: Whoah!

It stops and the driver’s door opens. A cop steps out and unlocks the back door. He pulls Mewd out.

Police Officer: Quit fidgeting!

The police officer beats Mewd down with a nightstick.

Mewd: SS!

The police officer pulls off his uniform to reveal SS. There are moaning noises coming from the trunk.

SS: Check this out.

SS pushes the stick into reverse and puts a brick on the gas. Then he jumps out. The police car goes back into the streets and hits a gas station or something else destructive.

SS: I see it was a bad idea leaving.

Ash: I lost….

SS: Ah, as was expected, you never win.

Ash: Hey!

SS hits Ash with a rock.

SS: Take that commie. And now, the chicks!

Then SS snap’s his finger and a bunch of chicks run in and jump all over SS.

SS: Women!

Mewd coughs up blue stuff.

Today wasn't my day. I was tired so I couldn' think up anything good. Arg..... Niek won, wooho, now go eat a bagel. Go back to the arena or go here and enjoy the rest of my page... right...