SS: Yo!

Mewd: Ok, um, today's battle is between Smithy Jr. and Blastoise.

SS: Yeah, and the had a pre-fight beforehand!

Mewd: And then SS delayed the battle a week and a half!

SS: Shutup!

Mewd: Make me-

Narrator: And yet again the fighting scene between SS and Mewd adjourn. And now, Smithy Jr.'s Weedle, Spike and Blastoise's Raticate, Fang! Here they come.

Blastoise and Smithy Jr. enter the ring.

Narrator: Ah geez, here goes, another freakin' plot twist is gonna come up and screw is all.

Smithy Jr.: Be right back!

Smithy Jr. runs out.

Narrator: This is embarrasing….

A school bus suddenly smashes through the wall and Smithy Jr. is driving it.

Smithy Jr.: I don't brake for children!

He hits Blastoise and he flies onto the window. Splat!

Smithy Jr.: Hmmm.

Smithy Jr. presses a button and the winddshield wipers come on.

Everyone: Ahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahaha!

The screen fades out and the credits scroll.

SS: Hey, waitaminute!

Narrator: What?!

Mewd: Dude, that was 157 words long!

SS: We need 500!

Narrator: Cmon, its 178 now.

Mewd: Nope!

The screen fades back. A bunch of workers are dragging off Blastoise.

Workers: Ey!

They run off.

Narrator: …………

Smithy Jr.:………….

SS: Um………

Mewd: This has happened about 5 times.

SS: 3! Or 2!

Narrator: 4!

Suddenly a UPS delivery guy runs in.

UPS Guy: Yo! I got y'all package, see! Yo dudes!

SS: Saved!

SS sedates the UPS deliveryman and takes him out back. Mewd gets Blastoise up.

Mewd: Bring out the mincing machine!

The workers bring out a mincing machine.

Workers: Ey!

They run off again. Mewd stuffs him in there.

Blastoise: Hey!

Mewd starts cranking and soon a bunch of red meat strings or on the floor.

SS: Done!

SS walks in with the UPS deliveryman.

UPS Man: Yeah!

SS: I hypnotized him to fight Smithy Jr.

Narrator: Very embarrassing…

Mewd: SS!

The UPS guy punches Smithy Jr. and breaks his nose.

Smithy Jr.: Hey!

UPS Guy: Uh, mah' legs are all sweaty. Dude.

SS: Oy.

Smithy Jr.: Man, screw y'all.

Smithy Jr. runs out and steals the trophy on the way out.

SS: Aw…

Mewd: Are we already done?

SS: I guess but I still got to fit 100 more words or so.

Mewd; &^)))%!

SS: Yikes, ummmm…………..

UPS Guy: Whoah!

SS: Huh!

UPS Guy: Whoah! Whoah!

SS: WHAT?!

UPS Guy: Nothing, I was just funning with y'all. No, wait, you all.

Narrator: Oh, this is very embarrassing!

SS: Dude, I gott…got to fill up space!

Mewd: I think we can put in your ending now.

SS: Great! And now, the chicks!

SS snaps his fingers and a bunch of extremely attractive ladies burst in and huddle around our heroes. Then the UPS guy's pants explode.

UPS Guy: Crud man, I'll be in the W.C.!

The UPS guy runs out.

Mewd: Haha! The W.C.!

SS: I'm up next for the W.C.!

SS craps his pants.

SS: Aw.

Girls: Ew….

SS: Yeah……….

Mewd: Uh, anywho, lets eat!

Mewd hands everyone a hotdog.

Narrator: Oh, how exciting. Hotdogs.

They all take a bite.

SS: Hey, this tastes like Blastoise's innards!

Mewd: Yeah, we-……..

Mewd looks to see Blastoise's body strings missing.

Everyone: ………….. Hahahaha! Hahahahahaha!

The screen fades out.

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