SS: Ello! This is the Big Small one! The Candy league finals!

Punchline: Hoo!

SS: Man! You are annoying!

Punchline: Whee!

SS: That’s it! This ParaKoopas are getting freakin’ annoying! Take them away guards! Cloud: ……..

SS:………. Legend, can you take care of this!

Legend: Arrrr!

Cloud: …..

Legend: Um, go to jail you guys…

All 3 ParaKoopas go to jail.

SS: Yes! Today’s announcer will be Mewd!

Mewd: Isn’t it always!

SS: I’m sure to give him a good beating today! Today we have Lemmy Koopa’s Blastoise, the Ball Rider vs. Blastoise’s Caterpie, Squirmy vs. N.F.P.’s Charmeleon, Hot Sparks vs. Susan Koopa’s Charizard, Wild Fire!…. vs. Specter’s Squirtle, Blaster! And I have a nice trashy 10 min. to make award for the winner!

Mewd: And this battle is gonna be in our brand new arena! This one’s really cool, it has a cloumn that goes up 100 feet and at the top the arena is wobbling! But it is attached to the column but if enough weight gets on one side it will angle that way causing almost everyone to fall off, onto our high-spinning mechanical gears! These pokemon will fly around on these gears until they fall into a crack and SQUISH!

SS: Ok, all of our trainers are in separate booths and they all have microphones! They’re all ready! And their pokemon have been put equally onto the ring.

Lemmy Koopa: Mmmm, grrr…

Blastoise: I thought my guy was dead?

Susan Koopa: Ummm..

N.F.P.: What? Am I supposed to say som-

Specter: Let’s like boogey or something.

SS: Go!

Blastoise: Squirmy! Go for the bone! The boooone!

Squirmy: Cater!

Squirmy locks on to Blaster’s leg.

Specter: Hey! Ahh!

Lemmy Koopa: Ball Rider! Use your ball clone move!

The Ball Rider coughs up another ball just like the one he was standing on. Then he kicks it and it hit Hot Sparks. It pops but pushes Hot Sparks to the edge.

N.F.P.: Hey!

Susan Koopa: Wildfire! Heat up the Ball Rider’s pumps!

Wildfire: Wyld!

Wildfire fly’s over the Ball Rider.

Blaster Ahhhh!

Squirmy: Cater…

SS: Wow, a lot of action. It’s amazing Squirmy can do that much damage without any teeth.

Mewd: Uh, oh… this doesn’t look good for the Ball Rider.

SS: You’re right!

Wildfire lands behind the Ball Rider and jams her tail into his pump.

The Ball Rider: Ahh!

Lemmy Koopa: Uh, oh!

SS: Oh, the stadium is tilting!

Mewd: Well, the Ball Rider and Wildfire are the heaviest pokemon out there..

Steam starts coming out of the Ball Rider’s other pump.

The Ball Rider: Blast!

The Ball Rider pulled his pumps into his shell but Wildfire is still stuck. The Ball Rider starts rolling backwards and the stadium tilts faster. Hot Sparks got her balance back and is sliding towards the dueling two. So do Blaster and Squirmy.

SS: This doesn’t look good!

Blastoise: Squirmy! Fissure!

Squirmy: Cater!

Squirmy fly’s up to the ceiling… with Blaster and comes down to the stadium hard.

SS: Here we go again!

The whole tilting stadium crumbles and Squirmy and Blaster plummet to the gears.

SS: Hey!

Mewd: Ahh! Crud!

Squirmy lets go of Blaster and smashes right into one of the gears. Blaster, however, goes into one of the gears.

Blaster: Uh, oh..

Specter: Ummm..

Blaster goes into the gears and, well….

Mewd: It’s a good thing Blaster went in his shell!

Blaster shell pops out of the gear halfway through. His shell is smushed like paper.

Specter: Now where did I put my screwdriver?

SS: Ohh! One down, 3 to go!

Mewd: Looks like Hot Sparks is gonna smack down last! Here comes the Ball Rider and Wildfire!

The Ball Rider smacks down hard, the steaming hot water spurts out of his pumps so hard Wildfire cant stand it.

SS: Hey! If I remember my science…. Not good!

Mewd: What’s gonna-

BLASH!

The whole stadium catches on fire, at least around the gears.

Mewd: Whoah!

SS: I hope I got that right, cause if not I would look like an idiot…

Lemmy Koopa: Whoah!

Meanwhile, Hot Sparks is… umm..

SS: Where did she go?

Mewd: Achoo!

SS: Achoo!

Mewd: Where did all these ashes come from.

SS: I don’t know! No were is Hot Sparks!

N.F.P.: Man! She’s incinerated!

SS: Incinerwhat?

Mewd: I didn’t know that could happen to fire pokemon….

SS: Hey! It looks like Wildfire is Ok!

Mewd: The Ball Rider seems to be burnt pretty badly, its ball exploded.

SS: Yeah, it hid in it shell so the explosion didn’t affect him but that shell has to be pretty soft.

Blastoise: Squirmy!

Squirmy: Cater!

Squirmy was hidden in a hole in the middle of a gear.

SS: Do you see what I see coming up?

Mewd: You’re the writer idiot!

SS: Oh man, after this you’re dead as usual!

Susan Koopa: Wildfire! Punch!

SS: Oh crap!

Mewd: Susan!

Lemmy Koopa: Oh no!

Susan Koopa: What?

Wildfire punches the Ball Rider and-

BSHUUUU! SPPLLLSH!

The whole arena has a huge water explosion.

Susan Koopa: Oh… umm..

SS: Wow! It’s a big pool out there! The fire is put out… umm… drain!

Janitor Met comes and presses the drainage button.

SS: Now a small hole, not even big enough to suck up Squirmy, is sucking up the water……..

Mewd: ….. ummm…

(3 hours later)

SS: And there goes the last drop!

Mewd: Where is Wildfire?

Susan Koopa: Aw crud…..

SS: Well, two guys left! Hey! The Ball Riders shell is gone! Haha! Look, its like a shrewd little salamander or something!

The Ball Rider: Oh…

Squirmy: Cater!

Squirmy pops out of his hole.

Blastoise: One more time! Fissure!

Squirmy: Cater!

Squirmy flys up and comes back down.

SS: Moment of truth!

Mewd: Ahhh!

Squirmy flys right into one of the gears and Splat! But he hit the gears so hard all of the gears start shaking. They fly out and smash into the walls of the stadium. The one the Ball Rider was on fly’s off but the Ball Rider jumps off. One of those nifty videogame time-blocks appears. It has 1 minute on it and starts decreasing.

SS: I suppose we are supposed to get out of here before it reaches zero… right..

Mewd: 50 seconds SS….

The Ball Rider and Lemmy Koopa are already out.

SS: Well, that was a pretty good battle. Almost all pokemon! Time to put some damage on you!

Mewd: Ahh!

SS punches Mewd in the mouth.

Mewd: Off! Oh, 20 seconds!

SS leaves, gets in a car, and smashes through the wall into Mewd and blue stuff gets all over his windshield.

SS: I think that’s enough!

MOAAAANNNN BEEP BEEP BEEP

The clock reaches zero!

SS: Ummmm…… *Cough* Uh, oh….

Yowza, that battle was almost all pokemon, like you wanted! Specter went down first, then N.F.P., then Susan Koopa, then Blastoise. Lemmy Koopa gets my freggin' badge..... nuff' said? Go back to the arena or go here and enjoy the rest of my page... right...