Sanslash: Heyo!

Mewd: Uh….hey…

Sandslash: Today our match is N.F.P.'s Charmeleon, Hot Sparks versus Ash's Bulbasaur!

Mewd: Whats that say-

Sandslash backslapped Mewd.

Sandslash: And today we have a referee! Check him out, strutting his stuff!

Egg: …..

Sandslash: …….

Mewd: …….

Ash: ….. Is that a Togepi?

Everyone audience: No!

Ash: Is that a pokemon?

Sandslash: Just shutup!

Mewd: Geez, moron!

Ash: Hey!

Sandslash: Ar!

Ash: Ack!

Sandslash: The new ref I haven't named yet, nor do I know what it looks like. But I know it’s a Parakoopa egg!

Mewd: That thing is gonna die out there.

Sandslash: Hey, N.F.P. is finally here!

N.F.P. walks onto the field.

Ash: Why you-

Ash runs at N.F.P. and tackles her!

Sandslash: Break it up!

Egg: …….

Sandslash: ……. On with the battle!

N.F.P. throws out a pokeball and Hot Sparks pops out. Ash takes a rock and hits Hot Sparks in the head.

Sandslash: Hey!!

Ash takes a stick and hits Hot Sparks on the head. Hot Spark's eyes start to turn away from each other, like opposite cross-eyes.

N.F.P.: Oh!

Ash: Hahahaha!

Misty and Brock run onto the field.

Brock: Ash! You stupid redneck!

Brock tackles Ash and starts beating the crap out of him. Misty kicks him in the soft spot, constantly. Mewd shakes his head.

Mewd: Sandslash! If you had a real ref out there this wouldn't be happening!

Sandslash: Just wait till it hatches!

Mewd: It will be a baby!

Sandslash: What!!!

Sandslash tackles Mewd. He smashes through the glass and they both hit the field. Ash gets up and punches Misty in the stomach. The crowd gets up and beat each other up! Someone rips their chair out and throws it onto the field. It hits Wild Fire.

Mewd: Look! Youv'e started an all-out rio-

Mewd coughs up some blue stuff.

Mewd: Ah crud!

There is a big creaking noise and then the bleachers start to shake. They lean left and then hit the ground. Boom! Dust is all over the place and people are moaning and screaming.

Egg: ……..

Ash finally throws his pokeball and Bulbasaur pops out.

Ash: Bulbasaur, use vine whip! Break the rules, the ref is out!

Bulbasaur: Bulbasaur!

Bulbasaur's vines hit Hot Sparks in the eye. His eyes get all swollen.

Sandslash: Ar! Look what you all did to my new stadium! Brand, freggin' new!

Mewd: This battles a catastrophe!

Sandslash: That’s it! Iv'e had way to much of you!

Sandslash digs his claws into Mewd's throat….and….well……

Mewd: Ouch…

Mewd falls over.

Sandslash: He's not dead, he passed out from blood loss.

Mewd pees himself.

Sandslash: Hahaha!

The egg begins to shake. Everyone stops fighting for a second. It shakes some more and begins to shake…. some more… then it stops for a long time, then it does it again. Then it stops for a few minutes and everyone continues fighting.

Ash: Look up!

N.F.P. looks up and sees the stadium is about to crumble. Then Ash bites her neck.

N.F.P.: Ahhhh! What are you!!

Ash pins N.F.P. and begins to eat her like a lion and a fallen wounded zebra.

Brock: Wow, watch him dig through that cartilage.

Riiiiiiip

Everyone: Ohh….

This is when the stadium choose to fall over. It smashed everything and yatta, yatta, yatta. Everything is quite.

Sandslash: The egg!

Sandslash digs through and finds the egg crumbled.

Sandslash: Cool!

Ash and N.F.P. climb out of the rubble. Then a rainbow flashes through the air. It smashed into Ash and Ash falls over. The rainbow stops and it’s a Rainbow Parakoopa. Its goes up into the sky, probably land on a cloud.

Sandslash: Cool! N.F.P. wins and get a new ref, Cloud!

Cloud: Excellent!

Sandslash: Man! He's strong! Told ya'!

Sandslash kicks Mewd and he coughs up some more blue stuff.

Mewd: Please…. I think I'm… dying…

Sandslash kicks him some more and he coughs up some more blue stuff. Misty and Brock look at Ash's dead corpse. Ash has blood all spluttered over his mouth and some of N.F.P.'s skin hanging out of his mouth.

Misty: Oh Ash! You need to wear a bib!

Everyone: Hahahahahahahahaha!

Geez, my stadium broke again! At least I got a cool new ref out of it, Cloud, and that was a pretty freakin' cool riot! N.F.P. won and Ash died, cool! Go back to the arena or go here and enjoy the rest of my page... right...